Saturday Afternoon

A Saturday afternoon in the summer….could there be anything more perfect.

I sit at my desk, a brief summer thunderstorm just rolled through. It was the kind of summer storm you hope cools things off but as soon as it ends you realize it’s just as humid as before. But the wind it rolled in on blew the smoke and haze from the Canadian wildfires out of the area. It was the kind of storm that begins with the wind and ends with a downpour that lasts approximately 3 minutes. All that for 3 minutes you think.

I had waited just long enough to begin cutting the grass that as soon as I gassed up the lawnmower it started raining, and now the grass is to wet and it’s too late in the day to mess around with that.

The rain was just enough to water the garden. As I sit here I can see the kitchen table which is already full of cucumbers. There’s at least 2 dozen cucumbers we’ve picked in the last couple of days. It’s that time of year when my wife makes cucumber salad every week and everywhere we go we take a bag of cucumbers to pass out to friends and family. At first everyone is very happy to receive garden fresh cucumbers but I know in a couple of weeks when I give them another armload of cucumbers they’ll have that look on their face, that look that says

“I don’t know what to do with all these cucumbers, everything cucumber dish I know I’ve already made, please stop bringing me cucumbers”

Sometimes I think cucumbers are the fruit cake of the vegetables. Everyone acts like they like receiving them but they quickly pass it on to someone else. But then I realize that zucchini is truly the fruit cake of vegetables as I’ve never done anything with a zucchini except pass it on or let it rot and then throw it out to the animals. The raccoons out here know that any left over zucchini and cucumbers we can’t pass on to friends will soon be late night snacking for them.

My mom loved zucchini and would always use it as a side dish in the summer and when there was too much of it, as there invariably always is, she would make zucchini bread. Knowing that my siblings and I generally detested the taste of zucchini she then did the most obvious mom thing…..she tried to tell us it was banana bread. This actually worked for one entire summer and I’m not sure which of us figured it out first but we soon grew wise to the difference in the taste of banana bread and zucchini bread. Even today when my mom presents me with homemade bread or muffins I ask if it’s really banana bread.

This blog post did 2 things…..got me to sit and write and I learned how to spell zucchini….

Peace and Love,

John

There’s a Smell….

As I logged on and quickly scanned the headline page I decided to veer off in another direction, like when your on a road trip and you take an unexpected side trip to some goofy attraction that you’ve seen billboards for.

My attention was piqued by a story about an rare plant that emits a foul odor. The plant known as the corpse flower or bunga bangkai is located in a greenhouse in Sydney Australia. The rare instances when it does bloom it emits a putrid smell described as either rotting flesh, garbage or smelly gym socks. Just typing those words causes me to conjure up those smells. If you’ve ever had a teenage boy then I’m sure you’ve experienced the awful smell of socks and shoes, and well who hasn’t gotten close to a dumpster in the middle of summer.

Despite the odor this plant has become a veritable rock star if you will. Thousands of people are lining up to witness or perhaps more likely to smell its presence. In anticipation of the crowds the greenhouse has rolled out the red carpet, no really there is a red carpet for visitors to walk on. The plant is now surrounded by a red velvet rope with a gentle mist and constant temperature enveloping it. Everyday is a spa day for this plant………we should all be so lucky to be occasionally surrounded by a velvet rope with a gentle mist cooling us. Fans visiting the greenhouse have affectionately named the plant Putricia and her followers call themselves Putricians.

Perhaps she deserves this fame as no corpse flower has bloomed at this greenhouse in 15 years. Fans are taking selfies (of course they are) and leaning in for a sniff, and if you can’t make it to Australia this weekend well don’t worry there’s a 24/7 live stream to witness the historic event. As one fan noted….. “I’m sickened and I’m awed”……kinda how I felt smelling my teenage sons gym shoes or when I scan the headlines.

Peace and Love

John